Mother’s Day Interlude #2

7:15 am

(There is loud banging… from within the wall of windows… by my side of the bed…in our bedroom.)

Cassie: What?

Scott: (muffled) Woodpecker.

(More loud hammering.)

Cassie: That is very loud.

Scott: (grumbling) Get rid of it…before I have to kill it.

Cassie: You can’t kill a woodpecker. Pffft.

(Hammering continues.)

Scott: (from his pillow) Seriously…shoo it away…(momentary pause) immediately.

Cassie: What? Like go out on the roof?!

Scott: Yea. Be careful.