Scarf Fashion on Dog Walks

 

Gentle Reminder: You don’t wear fashionable scarves in a lengthy, breezy style, which could then hang down in such a way as to brush, ever so slightly, against the ground, as well as on your dog’s steamy pile of waste…when you bend over… in the process of sufficient waste retrieval. No, you certainly do not. A fashion faux-pas such as this can all but ruin your brisk dog walk about town. Please consider yourselves warned.