We Call Her…


Gone are the loving little pet names for puppy Daffodil, who Scott now refers to as “The Excrement Machine.” The reactions of the children when hearing this new moniker:

Max (about to turn 15): That’s harsh. But accurate.

Chloe (about to turn 13): Oh poor little baby Daffodil. Daddy calls you mean things. You little sweet something…..come here….I give you kisses…..

Charlie (9 years old): She has bad breath too.

Genevieve (4 years old): What’s “excament?” Does that mean poop that comes out of a dog’s butt?