Cassie: Did you hear me?

Charlie: Duh.

Cassie: Stop saying “duh” in response to everything I say.

Charlie: But it’s so applicable and fun.

Cassie: And annoying.

Charlie: Duh. (Giggling) See how it fits as a response to everything you utter?

Cassie: Stop it! I’m going crazy!! Total fresh!!!!

Charlie: (Silence)

(I know, I know….duh.)