Cassie: Here’s the thing. Your Dad and I don’t feel comfortable purchasing the “Assassins Creed” game you wanted for Christmas. We don’t want to give that kind of game as a gift to our son. I’m done with buying those–

Max: I completely understand.

Cassie: You do?

Max: Yes. I’ve already prepared a list of all the sports related games I’d like… and this one here is a spy intrigue game. You can make it all the way through the challenge without “killing” any one.

Cassie: Well. Okay then. That went better than I expected. I guess you’re sort of a grown-up now.

Max: Guess so.

Cassie: I do remember changing your diapers, though.

Max: No need to get mushy and gross.