Gigi: I like my chocolate to be soft. You know what I mean?
Cassie: Umm. No. Not really.
Gigi: That bite you gave me of that chocolate cake was too rough in my mouth.
Cassie: It wasn’t rough. It was absolutely delicious. From a very fancy restaurant. Dark chocolate mousse cake. Extremely soft.
Gigi: Did you say dark chocolate?
Gigi: Dark chocolate is rough. I like the soft kind.
Cassie: Maybe you mean milk chocolate.
Gigi: Yep. That’s it. That dark chocolate is so rough it’s probably making my throat and stomach have a blister.
Cassie: Oh brother. I’ll remember that the next time I bring home a fancy dark chocolate dessert to share with my beloved children.
Gigi: Yea…if it’s not soft chocolate, I don’t want to hear about it.