Scott: Who stacked the firewood ring?
Cassie: I did.
Scott: You did? Why?
Cassie: Because I’m awesome.
Scott: You are. You’re also a “Farmer Jane.”
Cassie: True. But watch out. I’m a very sophisticated farmer. I can go all “city” on you at a moment’s notice.
Scott: I guess so. (Examining the firewood ring.) How come you didn’t stack the firewood all the way to the top of the ring? There’s… like… a space.
Cassie: (Rapid blinking)
Scott: Just asking.
Cassie: Because. A rather large log slipped from my grasp and crashed onto my foot. It hurt a lot. I got mad at the wood.
Scott: You got mad at the wood?
Scott: Sounds like “City Girl” won out in the wood stacking project, huh?