Charlie: Are any of the bathrooms suitable for just peeing?

Cassie: What? What do you mean?

Charlie: Like which one hasn’t been defiled with The Plague?

Cassie: You’re calling it The Plague too? And how do you know the word defiled?

Charlie: I heard you say it. So, where can I go? Maybe I’ll just go outside.

Cassie: No. No. Kids’ bathroom is good. And wash your hands!

Charlie: I will. Gonna wash ’em right off. Stupid stomach virus.