Cassie: So how was the first official lacrosse practice at Montclair High School?
Max: About seven people puked.
Cassie: Did you?
Cassie: Why was there so much puking?
Max: Intense conditioning in a hot room.
Cassie: Oh. My. God. So massive teenage boy B.O. plus vomit smells?! I don’t even want to hear about it.
Max: Well you just did. Hear about it. And anyway you asked.
Cassie: I hate lacrosse training.
Max: I love it.
Cassie: Totally weird.
Max: Well…what you did to your feet in toe shoes? Pretty freakish.
Chloe: Do all the sports practices have barfing?
Max: It only happens if you haven’t conditioned and trained well.
Chloe: Well, I’m not going to be able to do sports in high school then. I have a problem with people puking all around me.
Max: (sighing) We know.
Chloe: (musing) Maybe swimming.
Max: Oh there’s barf in swimming…and it’s in the pool. It’s bad.
Scott: This conversation….why?
Max: It’s Mom. She started it.