Cassie: You cannot pee outside.
Charlie: I checked. No one was looking. It was in the forest.
Cassie: Which is on the edge of the street, where lots of people could see as they drive by…and someone saw.
Charlie: I’m not bothered by this at all.
Cassie: Yes, but I am.
Charlie: It’s tough being a mother.
Max: (who has been in the kitchen with Scott, listening intently to this little discussion) Dude.
Charlie: Yea…like you’ve never done that.
(Max leaves the kitchen. Scott, who has been silent during this entire chat, follows Max. Both father and eldest son are muttering and shaking their heads.)
Charlie: Dad and Max have done that…pee outside. I’m sure of it.
Cassie: I certainly hope not.
Charlie: They did. It’s a total guy thing and they just won’t admit it.
Cassie: Well don’t do it again.
Charlie: I definitely won’t. Not in the daylight hours anyway.