Cassie: (to my four-and-a-half-year-old child) Would you turn the volume down on the iPad, please?

Gigi: No. This is how loud I like to watch it.

Cassie: Gigi, please.

Gigi: No. The show really has to be at this volume.

Cassie: Then go to another room.

Gigi: Oh alright. I’ll turn it down! Sheesh!

Cassie: Thank you.

Gigi: Pffft. Welcome.