Cassie: (to my four-and-a-half-year-old child) Would you turn the volume down on the iPad, please?
Gigi: No. This is how loud I like to watch it.
Cassie: Gigi, please.
Gigi: No. The show really has to be at this volume.
Cassie: Then go to another room.
Gigi: Oh alright. I’ll turn it down! Sheesh!
Cassie: Thank you.
Gigi: Pffft. Welcome.