Scott: I noticed that you put some of those charcoal insert things in my sneakers.
Cassie: What about it?
Scott: Well, it would imply that you think my sneakers stink. I noticed that you have about fifty more pairs of sneakers than I do in our closet. I also noticed that not one of YOUR sneakers has a deodorizer thing tucked inside of it.
Cassie: My sneakers don’t smell.
Cassie: Also, I don’t snore, burp loudly or fart.
Cassie: That’s right.