My Sneakers Do Not Smell

SneakersScott: I noticed that you put some of those charcoal insert things in my sneakers.

Cassie: What about it?

Scott: Well, it would imply that you think my sneakers stink. I noticed that you have about fifty more pairs of sneakers than I do in our closet. I also noticed that not one of YOUR sneakers has a deodorizer thing tucked inside of it.

Cassie: My sneakers don’t smell.

Scott: Hah!

Cassie: Also, I don’t snore, burp loudly or fart.

Scott: Right.

Cassie: That’s right.

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