Genevieve: Max, listen to me! Where did you put my wand? Are you sitting on it? Get off of it this instant!

Max: Ummm…..No! I wasn’t able to remove the batteries. It makes way too much noise. I just woke up and I’m fragile.

Genevieve: (clomp, clomp in her Cinderella shoes over to the chair where Max sits playing a video game) Get off it now! I want that wand!

Max: You are not the boss of me, Gigi.

Genevieve: Mom lets me be the boss all the time.

Max: Precisely the problem.