Cassie: Is that a picture of Dad? That doesn’t look like Dad. That guy’s wearing glasses.
Charlie: It’s a picture of the “Universal Dad.”
Cassie: The “Universal Dad?”
Charlie: Yes….who is going bonkers because of what his kid has done.
Cassie: “Volume 1.” You’re planning more than one volume?
Charlie: Oh yea. I have enough ideas for at least three volumes.
Cassie: I see.
Charlie: Don’t worry. Almost all of them have already been used on you and Dad. Old material.
Charlie: What? You’re speechless now?
Cassie: I’m thinking. Of all the things — all the pranks you’ve pulled. The ones I can remember, anyway.
Charlie: This book will be a trip down Memory Lane for you.
Cassie: Ummm…a stressful trip. Are you going to describe the incidents with pictures or words…or both?
Charlie: Both. I have a lot of work to do. Don’t disturb me for the rest of vacation.