I tend to mix up “One Direction” (uber-cool all-boy band, about which I know nothing except for bits and pieces that stick in my brain from my limited perusals of “People Magazine,” but one that Chloe references repeatedly) with “New Directions,” the choir name from the television show, “Glee.” My faux pas, which has occurred a few times over the last forty-eight hours, really frustrates Chloe (huff, puff, eye roll) and thus tickles me to no end. A new irritant…how fun!