Charlie (9-year-old son): Which position in Football do you think is more “manly?” Quarterback or line backer?
Scott (forget-how-old-he-is father): I don’t know. Line backers do a lot of tackling. But quarterbacks have cool moves, they make the plays and they are the leaders of the team. Why are you asking me this?
Charlie: I want to be on a junior football league.
Scott: Really? I have one word for you – “concussion.” No way your mother is going to go for it.
Charlie: I have to live my life. Can you talk to her?
Charlie: Once again…doomed.
Scott: One day, when your brain is working at full throttle, you’ll thank us.
Charlie: I doubt it.