Gigi has assailed me with harsh comments about the state of all three toilets in our house with phrases like, “The toilets in this house are all so disgusting!,” and “I’m so grossed out!”

I am feeling a bit defensive (they are NOT that bad), a tad ashamed (it HAS been a while since I last scoured) and slightly unnerved (she’s not even four years old and she CARES so much?).

Damned if I haven’t put on the gloves and started scrubbing. I don’t want to hear any more about that!