The Mother: Yes, my children. I’m allowed to sing in the car…in your presence.

One Child: It pains me.

The Mother: Too bad.

Another Child: You’re off key.

The Mother: Who asked ya?

Smart Alec Child: If you keep singing, it’ll make me puke…in the car…your worst nightmare.

(That’s true…Car puke IS nightmarish. And since Smart Alec Child has been known to puke at will…out of spite or to teach his mother a lesson, the singing will have to stop. Such mean manipulative children. Ruining all my fun.)